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by Burnside Genre Team, August 23, 2010 12:24 PM
Okay, here's what you do: You buy these CDs of Ron Silver reading Philip Roth's first-person pervo classic, Portnoy's Complaint. You jam a walkman full of these CDs into the head of a stuffed animal or taxidermied granny or something. Press play, and for the length of these CDs (eight-and-a-half hours), you will have a hilariously perverted friend talking at you.
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