Synopses & Reviews
After Wally's brush with death by insulin shock (a lesser-known means of assassination, for sure), he and Cheyenne are more determined than ever to stop the Ont Queen and her millions of minions from enslaving the human race and ending life on Earth as we know it. But how can two orphans overthrow an entire army of freakishly massive ants? And further, how do we know that the Ont Queen won't resort to even more creepy and unusual methods to try to exterminate Wally once and for all?
Well, these two scrawny kids have managed to survive this long, haven't they? They might just make it through one more book.
Synopsis
After Wally's brush with death by insulin shock (a lesser-known means of assassination, for sure), he and Cheyenne are more determined than ever to stop the Ont Queen and her millions of minions from enslaving the human race and ending life on Earth as we know it. But how can two orphans overthrow an entire army of freakishly massive ants? And further, how do we know that the Ont Queen won't resort to even more creepy and unusual methods to try to exterminate Wally once and for all?
Well, these two scrawny kids have managed to survive this long, haven't they? They might just make it through one more book.
Synopsis
Determined to stop the Ont Queen from enslaving the human race and destroying Earth, twins Wally and Cheyenne must find a way to overthrow her army of gargantuan ants before it's too late.
Synopsis
When the babies who are being fed on human snot mutate into half-human brats, Hedy Mandible uses her hypnotic control over Cheyenne to force her to teach them proper behavior, while the Jackal initiates another elaborate scheme to assassinate Wally.
Synopsis
The sixth book in a hilarious series about two orphans and a world of monsters
About the Author
DAN GREENBURG is the creator of the enormously popular Zack Files series of middle grade novels as well as the author of a number of bestselling adult books, the best-known of which is How to Be a Jewish Mother. He lives in New York.andlt;brandgt;
Table of Contents
Contentsand#160;1and#160;Iandrsquo;d Like an Appointment with the Giant Octopus, Pleaseand#160;
and#160;2and#160;Mutants Do Seem to Lack the Common Courtesiesand#160;
and#160;3and#160;Two Calls from a Concerned Citizenand#160;
and#160;4and#160;Wally Is in Over His Headand#160;
and#160;5and#160;Can the Dead Become Truly Responsible Parents?
and#160;6and#160;Meet the Mutantsand#160;
and#160;7and#160;Cheyenne, Cheyenne, Where Have You Been? Iandrsquo;ve Been to the Ont Cave to Visit the Queen.and#160;
and#160;8and#160;We Here at DFFCDS Do Not Tolerate the Intolerantand#160;
and#160;9and#160;School Days, School Days, Dear Old Golden Ghoul Daysand#160;
10and#160;What Has Three Hearts, Blue Blood, and Is Red All Over?and#160;
11and#160;Most Orthodontists Tend Not to Have Such a Pronounced Overbiteand#160;
12and#160;Mastering the Subtle Art of Job Interviewsand#160;
13and#160;No, I Donandrsquo;t Want to See Any of Your Stupid Babiesand#160;
14and#160;Come On, Give a Bug a Hugand#160;
15and#160;Letandrsquo;s Make Cheyenne Do Something Gross and Disgustingand#160;
16and#160;Never Go Home with Escorts Whose Faces Are Wrapped in Big Black Bandagesand#160;
17and#160;All in Favor of Tearing Him to Pieces, Raise Your Clawsand#160;
18and#160;Never Meet a Kidnapper in an Aquarium at Midnightand#160;
19and#160;Okay, the Good News Is Itandrsquo;s Not a Giant Snake
20and#160;Take These Arms, I Want to Loseand#160;Themandmdash;Well, One of Themand#160;
21and#160;You Really Do Not Want to Annoy a Vampireand#160;
22and#160;You Canandrsquo;t Say We Didnandrsquo;t Warn You About Annoying a Vampireand#160;
23and#160;Our Larger Lockers Are Really Quite Comfyand#160;
24and#160;All Right Then, How Would You Define Employed?and#160;
25and#160;Vampire Dad Canandrsquo;t Go On Like Thisand#160;
26and#160;You Can Go Home Again, But Theyandrsquo;re Still Serving Gruel with Boogersand#160;
27and#160;Why, Grandma, What a Big Babushka You Haveand#160;