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Synopsis
Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: - 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
- 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
- 2 magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way ...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us
Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people And now you're gonna hear about it
Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over Let's rumble
Synopsis
Celebrate Festivus--
the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"--
with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: - Deluxe Collectible: 9-inch tall Festivus pole
- The Voice of Frank Costanza Himself: 4 buttons play clips of Jerry Stiller describing the story of Festivus, the Festivus Pole, the Airing of Grievances, and the Feats of the Strength
- Your Holiday Shopping is Covered: With 5 Human Fund donation gift cards, there's no need to buy any other gifts
- Magnets Include: 2 magnets to decorate for Festivus
- Perfect Gift for Seinfeld fans: A must-have gift for fans of Seinfeld or anyone in need of some holiday spirit
- Officially Licensed: An authentic Seinfeld collectible
Requires three 1.5-volt LR932 button cell batteries (included).