Dadlabs (Tm) Guide to Fatherhood: Pregnancy and Year One

We Screwed Up So You Don’t Have To

 

So the kid’s butt is redder than a baboon’s and he’s screaming like a crazed hockey fan. What to do? Powder or butt paste? Who can a new father ask?

 

Relax: The guys at DadLabs have you covered. Full of hilarious and practical information inspired by their award-winning Web site, DadLabs Guide to Fatherhood will teach you:

 

     •  Why sex is overrated (and other lies new fathers tell themselves)

     •  The incredibly disgusting varieties of baby poop

     •  Why washing bottles will not make your balls fall off

     •  Essential OB/GYN office survival tips

     •  Things you should never ever say during labor

     •  Why other parents’ children are inferior to yours

     •  And much, much more!

 

Full of guy-friendly, earthy, sometimes off-color, but always practical advice, DadLabs Guide to Fatherhood proves that being a guy with a sense of humor and being a skillful parent are not mutually exclusive.

Full of guy-friendly advice, this volume by the founders of DadLab.com proves that being a man with a sense of humor and being a skillful parent are "not" mutually exclusive.

We Screwed Up So You Don't Have To

So the kid's butt is redder than a baboon's and he's screaming like a crazed hockey fan. What to do? Powder or butt paste? Who can a new father ask?

Relax: The guys at DadLabs have you covered. Full of hilarious and practical information inspired by their award-winning Web site, DadLabs Guide to Fatherhood will teach you:

- Why sex is overrated (and other lies new fathers tell themselves)
- The incredibly disgusting varieties of baby poop
- Why washing bottles will not make your balls fall off
- Essential OB/GYN office survival tips
- Things you should never ever say during labor
- Why other parents' children are inferior to yours
- And much, much more

Full of guy-friendly, earthy, sometimes off-color, but always practical advice, DadLabs Guide to Fatherhood proves that being a guy with a sense of humor and being a skillful parent are not mutually exclusive.

So the baby's butt is redder than a baboon's and he's screaming like a crazed hockey fan. What's a new father supposed to do? Since 2007, more than 2 million men have turned to DadLabs for the answers. Home to the Internet's finest weekly video program about modern fatherhood, DadLabs.com is the brainchild of four regular guys in Austin, Texas and now they've compiled the best of their advice into a book. In DadLabs Guide to Fatherhood, readers will learn

How to keep the baby alive until the wife gets home

That washing bottles will not make your balls fall off

Things not to say during birthing (You're sure it's mine, right?)

Top-secret delivery room tips (No. 1: Bring change for the snack machine)

Why sex is overrated (and other lies fathers tell themselves)

Why other parents' children are inferior to yours

Full of guy-friendly advice, DadLabs Guide to Fatherhood proves that being a man with a sense of humor and being a skillful parent are not mutually exclusive.

DadLabs.com produces a variety of weekly Web video shows on modern fatherhood. With decades of experience and nine children to show for it, Clay Nichols, Brad Powell, Troy Lanier, and Owen Egerton are the founders, writers, producers, and stars of DadLabs.com. They make their homes in beautiful Austin, Texas.