Synopses & Reviews
From the best-selling author of Skinny Dip and Razor Girl, a hilarious new novel of social and political intrigue, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida's gold coast.
It's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every
disease or cause, there's a reason for the local luminaries to eat
(minimally), drink (maximally), and be seen. But when a prominent
high-society dowager suddenly vanishes during a swank gala, and is later
found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt.
Kiki Pew was
notable not just for her wealth and her jewels — she was an ardent fan of
the Winter White House resident just down the road, and a founding
member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting their
President. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the
President immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging
immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth.
The truth might just lie in the middle of the highway, where a
bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt
(followed by some grinding between the First Lady and a love-struck
Secret Service agent). Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler
extraordinaire, who arrives at her own conclusions after she is summoned
to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of
huge, hungry pythons...
Carl Hiaasen can brighten even the darkest of days and
Squeeze Me is pure, unadulterated Hiaasen. Irreverent, ingenious, and highly entertaining,
Squeeze Me perfectly captures the absurdity of our times.
Review
"...if you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy. In its themes and its wild imagination,
Squeeze Me offers some familiar pleasures, akin to a Greatest
Hits collection. Anyone who's read him will know what a prime
recommendation that is....Angie is a tonic, as Hiaasen's heroines
tend to be." Janet Maslin,
The New York Times
Review
"By the evidence of the scabrous and unrelentingly hilarious
Squeeze Me, the Trump era is truly Carl Hiaasen's moment....Just dive in and have a wonderful time." Richard Lipez,
The Washington Post
Review
"Carl Hiaasen remains the
undefeated, unscored-upon conscience of Florida, maybe the conscience of
the whole country. I laughed and laughed and laughed while I read
Squeeze Me — until I remembered,
hey, I live in Palm Beach! Oh yeah, spoiler alert — the python did it." James Patterson
Synopsis
A New York Times Bestseller "If you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy. In its themes and its wild imagination, Squeeze Me offers some familiar pleasures, akin to a Greatest Hits collection. Anyone who's read him will know what a prime recommendation that is . . . Angie is a tonic, as Hiaasen's heroines tend to be." --Janet Maslin, The New York TimesFrom the best-selling author of Skinny Dip and Razor Girl, a hilarious new novel of social and political intrigue, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida's gold coast. It's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every disease or cause, there's a reason for the local luminaries to eat (minimally), drink (maximally), and be seen. But when a prominent high-society dowager suddenly vanishes during a swank gala, and is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. Kiki Pew was notable not just for her wealth and her jewels--she was an ardent fan of the Winter White House resident just down the road, and a founding member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting their President. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the President immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth.
The truth might just lie in the middle of the highway, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt (followed by some grinding between the First Lady and a love-struck Secret Service agent). Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, who arrives at her own conclusions after she is summoned to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of huge, hungry pythons . . .
Carl Hiaasen can brighten even the darkest of days and Squeeze Me is pure, unadulterated Hiaasen. Irreverent, ingenious, and highly entertaining, Squeeze Me perfectly captures the absurdity of our times.
Synopsis
"If you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy." --Janet Maslin, The New York Times From the author of Skinny Dip and Razor Girl, a hilarious, New York Times best-selling novel of social and political intrigues, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida's gold coast.
It's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every disease or cause, there's a reason for the local luminaries to eat (minimally), drink (maximally), and be seen. But when a prominent high-society dowager suddenly vanishes during a swank gala, and is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. Kiki Pew was notable not just for her wealth and her jewels--she was an ardent fan of the Winter White House resident just down the road, and a founding member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting their President. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the President immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth.
The truth might just lie in the middle of the highway, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt (followed by some grinding between the First Lady and a love-struck Secret Service agent). Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, who arrives at her own conclusions after she is summoned to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of huge, hungry pythons . . .
Carl Hiaasen can brighten even the darkest of days and Squeeze Me is pure, unadulterated Hiaasen. Irreverent, ingenious, and highly entertaining, Squeeze Me perfectly captures the absurdity of our times.
About the Author
Carl Hiaasen was born and raised in Florida. He is the author of fourteen previous novels, including the best sellers
Bad Monkey, Lucky You, Nature Girl, Razor Girl, Sick Puppy, Skinny Dip, and
Star Island, as well as six best-selling children's books,
Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp,
Skink, and
Squirm. His most recent work of nonfiction is
Assume the Worst, a collaboration with the artist Roz Chast.