1.Vocabulary Tests
and Other Diseases
of the School Year
diphtheriaand#151;d-i-p-t-h-e-rand#151;
No, July!
Liberty Starbuck mentally sent the message to her twin brother through the hallway that connected their turret bedrooms. Their rooms were on the third floor of their big old shingled house on shady tree-lined Dakota Street in Washington, D.C.
All four of the Starbuck children had amazing telepathic abilities. The younger set of twins, Charlotte and Amalie, nicknamed Charly and Molly, were six years old and identical. Liberty and July, born at midnight on the Fourth of July, were fraternal. But they were about as identical as a thirteen-year-old sister and brother could be, with their pale gray eyes, slashes of jet-black bangs, and the light bands of freckles that stretched across their noses. The strongest telepathic links existed within each set of twins. But when all four twins were together, they could cross-communicate and have entire conversations, which other people never heard, that they called teleflashing.
At this moment, Liberty was tuned in to July and was monumentally weary of his frustrating attempts to spell the word diphtheria. He could remember the definition: an acute contagious disease caused by infection with bacillus. But the spelling got him worse than the disease ever would!
Look, July, itand#8217;s got this rhythm to it: di-ph-th-er-ia. You just have to get the pattern: da-duh-da-duh-da-duh-da-duh-da-duh. The beat tripped through the telepathic channels and met a dead end, followed by a groan.
Within seconds, Liberty and July were out from behind their desks; they nearly collided in Libertyand#8217;s doorway.
"I canand#8217;t believe this!" July was muttering out loud. "This is our first test in years!"
"It seems like forever since weand#8217;ve been stuck in regular school." Liberty sighed, flopping onto her bed. "First London, then Florida . . . Something always comes up."
"Charly and Molly are already being assigned reading groups. Theyand#8217;ve got their phonics workbooks," July said ominously.
As if on cue, the red-haired twins appeared at the doorway. Charly and Molly were mirror-image twins, as biologically identical as any twins could be. The only noticeable differences between them were their cowlicks and their birthmarks. Charlyand#8217;s cowlick swirled to the right; Mollyand#8217;s swirled left. And while Molly had a faint strawberry-colored birthmark on her right ear, Charlyand#8217;s appeared on her left ear. They truly were mirror images of each other. The twins were sometimes a shock to the unaccustomed eye. Their blazing red hair stood out in defiant little spikes all over their headsand#151;except when they were wearing their Davy Crockett coonskin caps, a present from Grandma Starbuck. Due to their habit of sucking on the coonsand#8217; tails, there were usually a few wisps of coon fur mingled in with the glaze that constantly glistened between the twinsand#8217; noses and upper lips. On any given day, at least eleven of their combined twenty fingers wore press-on nails. Sometimes the nails had fancy designs, such as polka dots or lightning bolts, but today the twins had toned it downand#151;bloodred dagger tips clutched the workbooks in their hands. The smell of wet fur and hair mousseand#151;Charly and Molly loved hair mousseand#151;surrounded them. Add to this a dash of the salty smell of perspiration. Liberty looked at her little sisters and wrinkled her nose. Unbelievable! How could any two people who had started out so cute have become so totally revolting? Waves of their signature fragranceand#151;mousse, kid sweat, and furand#151;swirled through the air.
Charly and Molly looked absolutely miserable. Their immense blue eyes were swimming with sadness.
"We donand#8217;t know how to read anymore," Charly wailed.
"It doesnand#8217;t work," Molly whimpered.
"What are you two talking about?" July said. "What do you mean you donand#8217;t know how anymore?"
"You canand#8217;t forget it. Itand#8217;s like swimming," Liberty said.
"Or riding a bike," July added. "Just a few days ago you were reading everything."
"We canand#8217;t read their way," Molly hissed defiantly.
Charly leaned forward, pressing her face close to Libertyand#8217;s. She lowered her voice as if sharing a horrible revelation. "We canand#8217;t read because we donand#8217;t know the sound of silent e."
July and Liberty looked blankly at each other.
How the heck do you explain silent e?
Everybody knows this dumb silent e sound except us. We feel left out. Mollyand#8217;s whining drizzled into the channels like mist that was almost rain.
Left and out in combination were the two ugliest words in the English language, as far as Charly and Molly were concerned. July and Liberty knew that all too well.
They feel left out? Liberty was perplexed.
Left out of what?
Reading, you numbskull, Molly flared telepathically at her brother.
Oh, gosh. Theyand#8217;re thinking of it like some secret code, Liberty moaned. Itand#8217;s not like that at all, really. Silent e doesnand#8217;t have a sound. Thatand#8217;s the whole point.
We donand#8217;t get it, Molly and Charly flashed in unison.
Whatand#8217;s there to get? July asked.
J.B., thereand#8217;s a lot to get. They used to know how to read. Julyand#8217;s nickname was J.B., which was short for Jelly Bean, which stood for July Burton, his whole legal name.
Look. Silent e, Liberty explained, doesnand#8217;t have a sound of its own. It just changes how you say other sounds. The little twins looked mystified.
Donand#8217;t try to explain, Liberty. They were reading fine before they thought it was all so fancy and had this . . . this system.
Secret system, Molly added, narrowing her eyes as she contemplated the great conspiracy against her and her twin sister.
You see, thatand#8217;s just the problem with school. They make everything seem harder than it is, much more complicated, and then you get these two little guys who were doing just fine with Zanny, and now . . . July had practically succeeded in bringing tears to all of their eyes. He and Liberty thought that Charly and Molly seemed almost appealingly vulnerable despite their daggerlike nails and smeary noses.
Zanny Duggan was their all-time favorite babysitter. And when the Starbuck twins went along on business trips with their father, Putnam, Zanny became Zanny the Nanny, teacher as well as babysitter. Madeline Starbuck, the childrenand#8217;s mother, owned and operated the largest tutu factory in the United Statesand#151;Starbuck Recital Wearand#151;and could not spend extended periods of time away from the business. She joined the rest of the family for a week or so each month when they were away. But someone had to be there on the spot for the four youngsters, and Zanny was everyoneand#8217;s first choice. Since she was a teacher, too, and made learning about a thousand times more interesting than it usually was in school, the Starbuck children had simply not gone to school recently. And Zanny had seen to it that they were way ahead in every subject.
Now it was back to vocabulary tests and phonics workbooks. What had happened to real books with real stories? And who gave a hoot whether you could spell diphtheria or not? Wasnand#8217;t the point not to get the awful disease? What had happened to life? To adventure? To excitement?
What would Zanny do in this situation? July flashed.
I know exactly what she would do. Charly, Molly, and July looked at Liberty expectantly. She would say to forget this silent e stuff, to read something that interests you and show the teacher what you can do. Once they see how well Charly and Molly read, theyand#8217;ll forget all about this phonics stuff.
Really? the little twins asked.
Of course, Liberty flashed. You little guys are really smart. Youand#8217;ve always known what to do with silent e.
Libertyand#8217;s right. You guys have never met a silent e you couldnand#8217;t handle.
Gee, we havenand#8217;t? Charly and Molly seemed almost disappointed that the big secret was actually no secret at all.
No, you havenand#8217;t. Tomorrow just go and show them your stuff.
"Now you guys should go to bed," Liberty said out loud. She could hear the approaching footsteps of their father.
"No, no, not time for bed." Putnam poked his shiny bald head into the room. He was smiling broadly. "Wait till you see the extension Iand#8217;ve built for Home Run. It now reaches to the bottom of the stairs, all the way into the front entrance hall!"
Oh my gosh! Liberty and July flashed in sync.
Molly and Charly had bought Home Run, their pet hamster, a few weeks before. Since then, Putt had devoted himself, and all of the plastic soda bottles he could scrounge, to designing and building the worldand#8217;s most fabulous rodent environment. Using plastic bottles and PVC piping, Putt had built the hamster a runway that went from the attic into the little twinsand#8217; room and then downstairs, for a grand total of an eighth of a mile of linear running, playing, exercising, and meditating space for Home Run. Home Run also had a clear plastic ball that he could travel about the house in.
This man needs a job, Liberty flashed.
He has a job, Liberty. He is just temporarily unoccupied.
Putnam Starbuck did have a very important job, with the Environmental Protection Agency. He traveled all over, helping catch toxic-waste crooks and doing surveys about how to best clean up messes and save endangered species. But a snag in the preparations for his next assignment meant that, for the time being, Putnam was stuck at home in Washington, D.C., doing anything he could think of to keep busy. One more week like this and Home Runand#8217;s rodent runway would probably be creeping out of the brown shingled house on Dakota Street and up Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House.
"I just have one question." Madeline Starbuck stood in the doorway. "With an eighth of a mile of runway, most of which is PVC piping that you cannot see through, why, oh why, does Home Run elect to make his bathroom in the transparent part?"
The jingling sound of the hamsterand#8217;s rolling plastic ball passed by the doorway.
"Is the baby gate up?" everyone screamed, and they rushed out of the room. Charly dived and tackled the clear plastic ball just before it could roll off the top step and bounce, with Home Run in it, down the twenty-three hardwood steps to the landing below.
"Phew!" the Starbucks gasped in relief.
"I think I might build a little track for the ball to roll in." Putt scratched his chin. "You see, if it were on a track, you know, like one of those grooves for returning bowling balls, then . . ."
"Putt." Madelineand#8217;s brow crinkled with concern. "Any word on the New Mexico project?"
Putt shook his head. "Still some politics going on. Things have to get ironed out first, and thereand#8217;s no telling how long thatand#8217;ll take."
Liberty and July felt a twinge as they envisioned the unfurling of endless weeks of vocabulary tests and book reports, and hours spent in classrooms.
"Time to go to bed," Madeline said. "Come on, kids. This is a school night, you know."
We know too well, July teleflashed.
Somethingand#8217;s bound to happen, J.B. Something always does, Liberty answered bravely. But there was a quavering pulse in the teleflash, and it seemed to J.B. as if Liberty was hoping for a sign that something really would happen.and#160;and#160;
Copyright and#169; 2008, 1993 by Kathryn Lasky Knight
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