Synopses & Reviews
For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manualRegardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical.
A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.
Synopsis
A humorous operating guide for fathers, Baby Owner's Manual is sure to bring a smile to any dad's face. Written by a man for men, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life: no, not his wife, his car
This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.
About the Author
Steve Bedwell is a comedy writer, television host, radio personality, author, producer, and a comedian who has toured the Los Angeles comedy circuit.