Synopses & Reviews
Shalom Auslander's stories in
Beware of God have the mysterious punch of a dream. They are wide ranging and inventive: A young Jewish man's inexplicable transformation into a very large, blond, tattooed goy ends with an argument over whether or not his father can beat his unclean son with a copy of the Talmud. A pious man having a near-death experience discovers that God is actually a chicken, and he's forced to reconsider his life and his diet. At God's insistence, Leo Schwartzman searches Home Depot for supplies for an ark. And a young boy mistakes Holocaust Remembrance Day as emergency preparedness training for the future.
Auslander draws upon his upbringing in an Orthodox Jewish community in New York State to craft stories that are filled with shame, sex, God, and death, but also manage to be wickedly funny and poignant.
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"[A] fresh voice, and wonderfully fearless." Kirkus Reviews
Review
"It's a noble tradition that includes such luminaries as Groucho Marx, Fran Lebowitz and Jon Stewart, outsiders who mock society with a surgical scalpel of wit to reveal the ridiculous in sharp relief. To that illustrious group some may consider adding writer Shalom Auslander." Los Angeles Times
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"Auslander avoids cheap laughs, his point in these stories being that all of us, deeply observant of our faith or not, take the doctrine and ritualistic trappings of organized religion far too seriously." Booklist
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"Hilarious, curious, possibly scandalous, keenly observed and bleeding fresh." Augusten Burroughs, author of Running with Scissors
Synopsis
An inventive, surreal, and absurd collection and much anticipated literary debut of a fresh young humor writer.
Synopsis
Shalom Auslander's stories in
Beware of God have the mysterious punch of a dream. They are wide ranging and inventive: A young Jewish man's inexplicable transformation into a very large, blond, tattooed goy ends with an argument over whether or not his father can beat his unclean son with a copy of the Talmud. A pious man having a near-death experience discovers that God is actually a chicken, and he's forced to reconsider his life -- and his diet. At God's insistence, Leo Schwartzman searches Home Depot for supplies for an ark. And a young boy mistakes Holocaust Remembrance Day as emergency preparedness training for the future.
Auslander draws upon his upbringing in an Orthodox Jewish community in New York State to craft stories that are filled with shame, sex, God, and death, but also manage to be wickedly funny and poignant.
About the Author
Shalom Auslander was raised as an Orthodox Jew in Spring Valley, New York. Nominated for the Koret Award for writers under thirty-five, he has published articles in Esquire and has had stories aired on NPR's "This American Life." He lives in New York City.
Table of Contents
Contents The War of the Bernsteins
Bobo the Self-Hating Chimp
Somebody Up There Likes You
Heimish Knows All
Holocaust Tips for Kids
Waiting for Joe
Startling Revelations from the Lost Book
of Stan
One Death to Go
The Metamorphosis
Prophet's Dilemma
They're All the Same
Smite the Heathens, Charlie Brown
God Is a Big Happy Chicken
It Ain't Easy Bein' Supremey