Synopses & Reviews
Tom [Cruise] haswe all havethe right to practice how we feel
dont judge someone until they have tossed your salad.” John Travolta
I love Africa in generalSouth Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.” Paris Hilton
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” George W. Bush
My game is like the Pythagorean theorem: No one has an answer.” Shaquille ONeal
Its really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” Axl Rose
From Muhammad Ali to Frank Zappa, everyone has said something idiotic at some point. Dim Wit presents the most hilarious verbal mishaps ever uttered by famous figures. Perfect for e-mailing to friends and family or giving yourself a laugh before bed, these adventures in Blunderland define jaw-droppingly stupid.”
Synopsis
From Muhammad Ali to Frank Zappa, everyone says something stupid now and again. "Dim Wit" covers the most hilarious headlines, amusing malapropisms, mucking fuddled phrases, and verbal mishaps ever uttered by a public figure. This is an entertaining read for sharing among friends and family or just having a laugh before bedtime. Adventures in blunderland are not limited to the spoken word. Missteps of classic literature and befuddling newspaper errors are well represented, as are hilarious misuses of spell-check and other cyber slip-ups. This collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said is perfect for anyone ready to embrace their inner moron.
About the Author
Rosemarie Jarski is a blonde of Irish-Polish parents, living in Essex. She hasnt the foggiest idea why she was asked to compile this collection.