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Excuses, excuses, excuses.do you need some good ones? Of course you do--everyone does sometime! And, the wilder and wackier, the better. After all, why stick to reality when you can make 'em laugh? So, next time you wake up late and can't make it to class on time, just tell the teacher, "Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet." Or, when mom sees you snacking on sweets and snaps, "Are you eating junk food?" smile innocently and say, "You mean sugar, salt, chocolate, and chips aren't the four main food groups?" If somebody asks, "Is that a birthmark?" explain, "No, it's a barcode. I'm on sale this week for $2.95." Why bore people with the truth when a clever excuse will showcase your superior brain! Cool cartoonlike drawings of animals make every excuse even funnier.
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Need a laugh? You'll be rolling on the floor cracking up at all the funny excuses here, including:
Haven't you gotten out of bed yet?
Yes, and it was so tiring I got right back in.
Are you brushing your teeth?
No, I have rabies and I'm foaming at the mouth.
Are you running in the hall?
I wasn't running. I got wedged between two fast-walking football players.
Where's the rest of your homework?
I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
Do you have to play that music so loud?
Yes, if I don't, I keep hearing the neighbors yelling, "Turn it down."
So the next time anyone tries to blame something on you, you'll know what to tell them!
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Excuses, excuses, excuses—do you need some good ones? The wilder and wackier, the better. So next time youre late to class, just tell the teacher,
Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet. If somebody asks, Is that a birthmark? explain,
No, its a barcode. Im on sale this week.Synopsis
Excuses, excuses, excuses--do you need some good ones? The wilder and wackier, the better. So next time you're late to class, just tell the teacher, "Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet. If somebody asks, Is that a birthmark? explain, "No, it's a barcode. I'm on sale this week.
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Matt Rissinger lives in Audubon, PA and Philip Yates lives in Austin, TX.