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Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, heres the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, youll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Heres your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like
an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed ones lips to anothers as an expression of affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .”
i• Pod (í-päd), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.”
uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.”
No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthys Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your familys reading room, because three is definitely the charm.
Synopsis
Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the vern in vernacular, offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections:
infamy (in'fe-me) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy.
assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room
honor student (an'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student.
So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.
From the Hardcover edition.
Synopsis
Putting the "vern" in "vernacular," comedian Jeff Foxworthy offers up yet another veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections of colorful worlds and turns of phrase in the distinct Southern dialect.