Synopses & Reviews
Take it away
Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including
Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like
Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning—
Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait—is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Did you hear about the twoantennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing
What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.
Synopsis
Take it away!
Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books--an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including
Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like
Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down!Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning-- Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait--is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was amazing!
What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.
Synopsis
The best just got better. Now the mother of all joke books— JOKELOPEDIA, the category leader and great kids’ gift book with 412,000 copies in print—is updated and expanded with 200 brand new jokes, for even more laughs per page.
Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!
What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.
Synopsis
Terrorize Your Sister (Or Your Brother. Or your Parents. Or Your Pals in the cafeteria.)
Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books-
An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of jokes for any occasion. -59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools? They always drop their trunks. -Dozens of knock-knocks, like Knock, knock./Who's there?/Cow go./Cow go who?/No, cow go moo. -Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, light-bulb jokes and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the road jokes. And tongue twisters: The corn on the cob made Bob the Slob's sobbing stop. -For aspiring comedians, JOKELOPEDIA takes it a step further with tips on how to tell a joke, riffs on styles, and stories of how famously funny people-from Lucille Ball (do you know who she is?) to Chris Rock-made it big.
About the Author
Rosanne Green is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.
Mike Wright took up illustrating after discovering that this planet’s yellow sun prevented him from using his other powers.Alison Benjamin is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Ilana Weitzman is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Eva Blank is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.
Table of Contents
CONTENTS
Tall Tails
Animals with Attitude (1)
Critter Jitters
Creepy, Crawly, Slimy, Slithery Things (33)
Fowl Play
Birds of a Feather Flock Together (43)
Sounds Fishy to Me
Itll Hook You Right Away (55)
Classy Jokes
Classroom Distractions (61)
Bad Apples
And PCs Too! (77)
Snot Funny
Eeew, Gross! (89)
Rocket Science
All the Mysteries of Outer Space, Made More Confusing (99)
Family Funnies
Brothers, Sisters, and Aunts of Step-uncles (109)
Objects of Amusement
Household Items Unite (125)
Truly Tasteless Jokes
Food Strikes Back (141)
Showbiz Shenanigans
Games with Famous Names (153)
Sounding a Funny Note
Bust a Gut in the Band Room (167)
Athletic Antics
Really Sock It to Em at the Gym (177)
Funny Business
Humor at Work (187)
Doc-Doc Jokes
You Need a Lot of Patients for This Chapter! (207)
Cops and Ribbers
A Humorous Twist on the Beat of Life (219)
How Many Elephants . . .
. . . Can You Fit in a Joke Book? (229)
Monster-osities
Ghouls, Goblins, and the Like (239)
Really Old Jokes
Extinct Animals and Funny Fossils (259)