Synopses & Reviews
Bernie Bridges Rules the School!
He convinced the cafeteria lady that a Milky Way bar is a vegetable.
He got the coach to make giving wedgies an offical school sport.
Bernie always has a plan.
But how will he get spoiled rich kid Sherman Oaks to give him his watch—the one that tells time, plays DVDs, and pops popcorn?
Hint: It involves a contest, 25 blueberry pies, and a gallon of barf!
Warning! Don't read this book after lunch!
Synopsis
Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School
Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she's not), and even a heated waterbed But what Bernie doesn't have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two functions like his archrival Sherman Oaks.
But Bernie has a plan to get it. Bernie always has a plan It's time for a blueberry pie eating contest. Winner takes all
Packed with three dozen hilariously disgusting half-tone illustrations by Trip Park, readers won't be able to resist the madness at Rotten School--where good is good, bad is better, and rotten is the absolute best
About the Author
R.L. Stine graduated from Rotten School at the top of his class. He had a solid D+ average. His favorite classes at school were Scratching Body Parts and Making Armpit Noises. In sixth grade, R.L. won the school Athletic Award for his performance in the Wedgie Championships. After graduation, R.L. became well known for writing scary book series such as The Nightmare Room, Fear Street, Goosebumps, and Mostly Ghostly, and a short story collection called Beware!Today, R.L. lives in a cage in New York City, where he is busy writing stories about his school days. Says he: "I wish everyone could be a Rotten Student!"