Synopses & Reviews
HERE ARE THE JOKES THAT SASSY BITCHES LAUGH AT WHEN THE MEN ARENT AROUNDAre you ready for a salacious selection of dirty humor that finally gives the girls something to laugh about? Daring you not to blush, The Sassy Bitchs Book of Dirty Jokes makes fun of everything from romance, one-night stands and dirty talk to foreplay, penis size and between-the-sheets mishaps. And since nothing is funnier than men, this book devilishly and indecently lays bare the pathetic yet hilarious side of the lesser sex.
♥ Do you know how mens driving is just like their lovemaking?
They always pull out without checking to see if anyone else is coming.
♥ Whats the mating call of the blonde?
Im so drunk.”
♥ Whats the mating call of the ugly blonde?
I said Im sooo drunk!!!”
♥ A girl giving confession says, Last night my boyfriend made love to me six times.” The priest says, For this act of fornication, you must suck six lemons.” Will that absolve me?” asks the girl.
No,” replies the priest. But it might wipe that damned grin off your face.”
♥ Did you hear about the baby that was born half-male and half-female?
It had a penis and a brain.
Synopsis
For those sassy bitches who find other joke books too tame, this salacious selection of dirty humor finally gives them something to laugh about. From the merely provocative to the downright raunchy, this no-holds-barred joke book will have them rolling in the aisles at the outrageous one-liners, stories and punch lines.
Daring the reader not to blush, The Sassy Bitch's Book of Dirty Jokes includes jokes on a everything from romance, one-nighters and dirty talk to foreplay, penis size, and between-the-sheets mishaps. And since nothing is funnier to a sassy bitch than men, this book goes ahead and breaks every rule of polite feminine humor as it devilishly and indecently lays bear the pathetic yet hilarious side of the less-fair sex.
About the Author
Katie Reynolds is a writer of jokes, humorous sketches and one-liners for British television. She lives in London.