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Synopsis
IT'S A JUNGLE IN THERE Henry Williams has never been a leader.Or stood up to the bullies.Or kissed the girl of his dreams.In fact, he's never stood out from the school crowd.Mind you, he's only twelve years-old.And a foot shorter than his classmates.All that will change today, though.The school inspectors are visiting Chrome Junction Academy.The principal needs to get rid of the cream of the cr@p He would have preferred to send them to another galaxy. But no...The obnoxious, high-on-energy-drink tykes are off to...BELCH PARK Roller coasters Mega-drop towers Ghost trains Ferris wheels Bumper cars No end of opportunities for fun, thrills and spills The perfect place for them to run rampant...But wait South London's notorious Our Lady of Sacrifice Roman Catholic school is also there.They're Chrome Junction Academy's natural enemy.Oh bugger...NOW IT'S WAR Limbs will break...Dares will result in irreparable damage...The innocent will get caught in the crossfire...And as for the park itself...Henry's destiny awaits...Chrome Junction Academy's underdog must step up... and grow a pair.He'll have to ensure the safety of his friends.Fend off the bigger, badder kids....and get them out of Belch Park in one piece Join Chrome Junction Academy gang on the ultimate field trip you'll never remember*(*Probably because they drugged you and stole your phone and wallet.)Climb aboard The Belch Park Field Trip for FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription and look for it under Satire and Adventure.Other titles available by the author: The Chrome Junction Academy series: Let's Kill Mr PondVicky & Lizzie's First PeriodThe Belch Park Field Trip
Synopsis
IT'S A JUNGLE IN THERE Eighth-grader Henry "Bandage Face" Williams has never been a leader...
... or stood up to the bullies
... or kissed the girl of his dreams.
But all that is about to change when the school's inspectors come in for the day. The principal has rounded up Chrome Junction's mischievous cream-of-the-cr@p and sent them to a galaxy far, far away-Belch Park
High on energy drinks, and under Henry's charge, this gaggle of over-excited children will ride rollercoasters, stuff their faces with fast-food, and cause enough trouble for Google to re-do their maps app.
But when a rival Roman Catholic school arrives, they're determined to show the kids of Chrome Junction Academy just who is the biggest, baddest, and bestest school.
Now, it's war. Will Chrome Junction Academy defeat the bad school? Can Henry grow a pair and lead the kids to glory? Heck, will the park even survive in one piece? (Spoiler Alert: Probably not.)
Read as the third instalment in the Chrome Junction Academy Series, or as a standalone, The Belch Park Field Trip is the side-splitting, foul-mouthed, bodily-fluid-spraying coming of age tale of friendship, loyalty... and other forms of narcissism.
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