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She also lectures moms about homework. “Never let them do homework on a full stomach. Make them do homework before dinner and tell them they arent allowed to eat until they are finished their work. You want to be able to hear those tummies rumbling!”
Dictator Mom says you shouldnt buy books for your kids. “Make them go to a library. And you must never, ever let them call an adult by their Christian name. They need to learn to respect authority. If you have sons, make sure they have female teachers so they learn from an early age to respect women.” She even likes to tell moms what they should be wearing. “Wear proper clothing for moms - dont ever look frumpy, nor should you look like mutton dressed as lamb. Sweetheart, your days of wearing shorts were over years ago.”