Synopses & Reviews
Good news: Its not you--the world really is going crazy! And Uncle John is barely sane enough to guide you through it all in this whirlwind tour of all things strange and weird. Yes, loyal Throne Room readers, these 432 all-new pages of pure crazy will shock and confound you...and make your side split open from laughing. (Uncle John takes no legal responsibilities for split sides.) So fire up your egg-beater, strap on your tin-foil hat, and plunge on into...
The secret government plot to poison Earths skies
Animal-human hybrids and what role theyll have in society
Sexy Finding Nemo” and other inappropriate Halloween costumes
A cow that eats chicken, therapeutic snake massages, and killer kangaroos
The lady who married the Eiffel Tower, and the man who hugs and kisses his car
Enjoying the worlds craziest festivals--where you can eat fried lamb testicles, ride on a ship through the desert, or pierce your skin with a bicycle
Jackasses who copied Jackass and barely lived to tell about it
How to tell if you have Exploding Head Syndrome
Decoding the Mayan Prophecy
Clergy gone wild
And much, much more!
Synopsis
Sure, Americans may not always understand their neighbors above the 49th parallel, but Canadians know that their country is spectacular. It's the second largest (by land area) in the world, and the United States' biggest trade partner. So come on, America . . . show some respect. At the Bathroom Readers' Institute, we love all things Canadian and figure that just because we weren't lucky enough to be born there doesn't mean we can't devote an entire "Bathroom Reader" to the cause. So put away the hockey gear, grab a plate of Kraft dinner, and join us. Whether you're a true Canuck or just always wanted to be one, this book is for you!
Synopsis
Uncle John's latest compendium of the most bizarre and entertaining information imaginable--a Worldwide Weird-opedia
Good news: It's not you--the world really is going crazy And Uncle John is barely sane enough to guide you through it all in this whirlwind tour of all things strange and weird. Yes, loyal Throne Room readers, these 432 all-new pages of pure crazy will shock and confound you...and make your side split open from laughing. (Uncle John takes no legal responsibilities for split sides.) So fire up your egg-beater, strap on your tin-foil hat, and plunge on into...
* The secret government plot to poison Earth's skies
* Animal-human hybrids and what role they'll have in society
* "Sexy Finding Nemo" and other inappropriate Halloween costumes
* A cow that eats chicken, therapeutic snake massages, and killer kangaroos
* The lady who married the Eiffel Tower, and the man who hugs and kisses his car
* Enjoying the world's craziest festivals--where you can eat fried lamb testicles, ride on a ship through the desert, or pierce your skin with a bicycle
* Jackasses who copied Jackass and barely lived to tell about it
* How to tell if you have Exploding Head Syndrome
* Decoding the Mayan Prophecy
* Clergy gone wild
And much, much more
Synopsis
It's a strange world out there—and
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader loves it! Open this book anywhere and read about: weird news, unusual people, horrible movies, and the most outlandish animals, businesses, histories, body parts, Web sites, rituals, music, organizations, buildings, books, carsand bathrooms, of course. Other topics include the woman who married the Eiffel Tower; snails that shoot love darts” and parrots that hunt sheep; the governments secret plan to poison the sky; demented dentists, cops gone crazy, and real Frankensteins; ghosts, aliens, elves, and the giant people who live in Mt. Shasta; and hundreds of other oddities from all over the universe.
About the Author
The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.