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Synopsis
Bloody Hell Altogether now...There were two girls called Vicky & LizzieWho kept the Academy busyCausing trouble and mirthFor all they were worthSending teachers right into a tizzyThey kicked-off a false, nasty rumourThat one of the staff was a groomerFor everyone knowsGossip spreads out and growsBut the school didn't quite see the humourWould Vicky & Lizzie regretAll the damage they caused? Nah, not yetScheming, connivingThe girls kept on vyingA dangerous precedent was setVicky & Lizzie delivered a blitzOn a school at the end of its witsDid they care? Did they f**kThey were common as muckThose nasty, vindictive young s# tsThis might cause upset and uproarIt's a musical satire, what's moreFor the first time everWe promise you've neverRead anything like this beforeSo pick up your copy todayOf a story about which you will sayThat I wanted to barfBut so hard I did laughVicky & Lizzie have just made my day Read Vicky & Lizzie's First Period for FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription and look for it under Satire and Black Humor.Other titles available by the author: The Chrome Junction Academy series: Let's Kill Mr PondVicky & Lizzie's First PeriodThe Belch Park Field Trip (March 2018)Thriller/CrimeVersusSimple MachinesHorrorPure Dark Volumes 1 - 3: The Ultimate Horror Endurance TrilogyPure Dark Vol 1Pure Dark Vol 2Pure Dark Vol 3ConvenienceSatire & HumorIn Their Shoes: The First TrilogyIn Their Shoes: The Second TrilogyIn Their Shoes - The Teacher (Book I)In Their Shoes - The Actor (Book II)In Their Shoes - The Model (Book III)In Their Shoes - The Artist (Book IV)In Their Shoes - The Nurse (Book V)In Their Shoes - The Dealer (Book VI)
Synopsis
They're spiteful, scheming, shameless little LIARS Meet Vicky & Lizzie...
... two eighth graders who'll stop at nothing to get what they want.
All they want is to be popular.
And what better way to get attention than to start a deadly rumor about one of their male teachers at Chrome Junction Academy?
Together, they conjure up the most disgusting and career-ending lie designed to ruin the poor man's life.
Gossip spreads like wildfire around this school, and these mean girls know it. But when the plan goes a little too well, the brown stuff really hits the fan-and splatters the lives and reputations of innocent teachers and students.
Vicky & Lizzie are desperate to avoid trouble, and will stop at nothing--include violence-to get away with what they've done in this outrageous all-singin', all-dancin' and hilarious dark satire your sides will never fully recover from
Fans of snarky humor with a musical dash of Monty Python, Janet Evanovich, Tom Sharpe, and South Park will love Vicky & Lizzie Quick Scroll back up and get your copy of this marvelous paperback right now
Warning: This title contains themes of an adult nature and is NOT suitable for minors or those with a sensitive disposition.