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[OUTSIDE THE HOME]Betty and Billy brought Walter home from the dog pound. “Nobody wanted him,” said Billy.“But we love him,” said Betty.“Well, he smells awful,” said their mother. “I think youd better give him a bath.”[IN THE BATHROOM]Mother walked in and said, “He still smells awful.” And thats when they got the first clue. The tell-tale bubbles in the water.“Hes probably just a little nervous,” said Mother, hopefully. “His stomach must be upset.”But Walters stomach wasnt upset. Walters stomach was fine. He felt perfectly normal. He just farted a lot.