Synopses & Reviews
Leelee Satterfield seemed to have it all: a gorgeous husband, two adorable daughters, and roots in the sunny city of Memphis, Tennessee. So when her husband gets the idea to uproot the family to run a quaint Vermont inn, Leelee is devastated…and her three best friends are outraged. But shes loved Baker Satterfield since the tenth grade, how can she not indulge his dream? Plus, the glossy photos of bright autumn trees and smiling children in ski suits push her over the edge…after all, how much trouble can it really be?
But Leelee discovers pretty fast that theres a truckload of things nobody tells you about Vermont until you live there: such as mud season, vampire flies, and the danger of ice sheets careening off roofs. Not to mention when her beloved Yorkie decides to pick New Years Eve to go to doggie heaven-she encounters one more New England oddity: frozen ground means you cant bury your dead in the winter. And that Yankee idiosyncrasy just wont do.
The inn theyve bought also has its host of problems: an odor that no amount of potpourri can erase, tacky décor, and a staff of peculiar Vermonters whose personalities are as unique as the hippopotamus collection gracing the fireplace mantle. The whole operation is managed by Helga, a stern German woman who takes special delight in bullying Leelee for her southern gentility. Needless to say, it doesnt take long for Leelee to start wondering when to drag out the moving boxes again.
But when an unexpected hardship takes Leelee by surprise, she finds herself left alone with an inn to run, a mortgage to pay, and two daughters to raise. But this Southern belle wont be run out of town so easily. Drawing on the Southern grit and inner strength she didnt know she had, Leelee decides to turn around the Inn, her attitude and her life. In doing so, she makes friends with her neighbors, finds a little romance, and realizes theres a lot more in common with Vermont than she first thought.
In this moving and comedic debut, Lisa Patton paints a hilarious portrait of life in Vermont as seen through the eyes of a southern belle readers wont soon forget. A charming fish-out-of-water tale of one woman who learns to stand up for herself-in sandals and snow boots-against the odds.
Review
Advance Praise for Whistlin Dixie in a Noreaster:
"Funny, heartfelt and loaded with southern charm…You'll laugh out loud at as Leelee Satterfield plants her debutante flag on the snowy fields of Vermont. You'll be whistlin' "more, more!" by novel's end. I promise. "
--Adriana Trigiani, bestelling author of the Big Stone Gap series and Lucia, Lucia
“Just when you think there's nothing new under the sun, here it comes---the North/South split as seen from a brand new perspective. I absolutely DEVOURED this yummy novel, all at one sitting. Lisa Patton serves up genuine romance, wisdom, and humor at this B&B---with plenty of smart social observation on the side. Sweet, sassy, and very entertaining!”
--Lee Smith, author of The Last Girls
Lisa Patton draws you into each moment of this wonderfully heartbreaking yet hilarious journey of self-enlightenment. Whistlin Dixie is truly a page-turner from beginning to end. --Jeff Bridges
“Memphis belle Leelee heads for Vermont, trading iced tea and kudzu for black ice, black flies, and a winter that lasts well into May. The results? An amusing, touching novel about a steel magnolia who faces an extreme culture clash and must decide if she wants to set down roots in red clay or snow. Whistlin in Dixie in a Noreaster is a fabulous, feel-good read.”
--Karin Gillespie, author of Dollar Daze
"Lisa Patton brings Northerners and Southerners together in this heartwarming and funny tale."
--T. Lynn Ocean, author of the Jersey Barnes series
"In her debut novel Lisa Patton paints a beautiful portrait of friendship, and one woman's journey finding herself, with tears and laughter along the way. I loved it."
--Christopher Cross, Grammy Award-winning Singer-songwriter
Lisa Patton knows her way around "Southern Belles" and "Vermonsters" alike-and spares neither with her humor and wit in this fun romp....a promising debut for comic fiction.
--Tracy McArdle, author of Real Women Eat Beef
"Whistlin' Dixie in a Nor'easter gives you a heroine to root for and a book that keeps you turning pages. A delightful read."
--Linda Francis Lee, bestselling author of The Ex-Debutante
Synopsis
Whistlin' Dixie in a Nor'Easter is the story of a sweet Southern belle who leaves her beloved Memphis, Tennessee to follow her husband's dream of becoming the proprietor of a quaint Vermont inn.
Leelee Satterfield seemed to have it all: a gorgeous husband, two adorable daughters, and roots in the sunny city of Memphis, Tennessee. So when her husband gets the idea to uproot the family to run a quaint Vermont inn, Leelee is devastated...and her three best friends are outraged. But she's loved Baker Satterfield since the tenth grade, how can she not indulge his dream? Plus, the glossy photos of bright autumn trees and smiling children in ski suits push her over the edge...after all, how much trouble can it really be?
But Leelee discovers pretty fast that there's a truckload of things nobody tells you about Vermont until you live there: such as mud season, vampire flies, and the danger of ice sheets careening off roofs. Not to mention when her beloved Yorkie decides to pick New Year's Eve to go to doggie heaven-she encounters one more New England oddity: frozen ground means you can't bury your dead in the winter. And that Yankee idiosyncrasy just won't do.
The inn they've bought also has its host of problems: an odor that no amount of potpourri can erase, tacky decor, and a staff of peculiar Vermonters whose personalities are as unique as the hippopotamus collection gracing the fireplace mantle. The whole operation is managed by Helga, a stern German woman who takes special delight in bullying Leelee for her southern gentility. Needless to say, it doesn't take long for Leelee to start wondering when to drag out the moving boxes again.
But when an unexpected hardship takes Leelee by surprise, she finds herself left alone with an inn to run, a mortgage to pay, and two daughters to raise. But this Southern belle won't be run out of town so easily. Drawing on the Southern grit and inner strength she didn't know she had, Leelee decides to turn around the Inn, her attitude and her life. In doing so, she makes friends with her neighbors, finds a little romance, and realizes there's a lot more in common with Vermont than she first thought.
In this moving and comedic debut, Lisa Patton paints a hilarious portrait of life in Vermont as seen through the eyes of a southern belle readers won't soon forget. A charming fish-out-of-water tale of one woman who learns to stand up for herself-in sandals and snow boots-against the odds.
Synopsis
In this moving and comedic debut, Patton paints a hilarious portrait of life in Vermont as seen through the eyes of a Southern belle. A charming fish-out-of-water tale of one woman who learns to stand up for herself-in sandals "and" snow boots--against the odds.
About the Author
Lisa Patton is a Memphis, Tennessee native who spent four years as a Vermont innkeeper—until three sub-zero winters forced her back to the South. She has over 20 years experience working in the music and entertainment business, and is a graduate of the University of Alabama, Kappa Delta sorority and the Memphis Junior League. She is currently a special events director for Historic Carnton Plantation in Franklin, Tennessee, where she lives with her two sons. She is donating a portion of the proceeds from her novel to an organization in support of single mothers.
Reading Group Guide
1. Alice, Virginia and Mary Jule try talking Leelee out of moving to Vermont. How blunt should you be with your friends when you see them potentially making a big mistake? Were you frustrated with Leelee when she made her decision to follow Baker up North?
2. Would you move across the country or even out of the country for the person you love? Ponder the thought. If your spouse wanted to pursue a dream that would uproot the family, would you actually leave your comfort zone and move far away from all things familiar?
3. When you hear the term “Southern belle,” do you automatically think back to Scarlett OHara or does the term still have a place in todays society? What constitutes a Southern belle today? Does it have negative or positive connotations?
4. Friendship is vastly important to Leelee. Why do you think this is true? Virginia, Alice and Mary Jule surprise Leelee by coming to Vermont to help her through her toughest time. What is the most selfless thing youve done for a friend in need? How far would you travel to help a friend?
5. Leelee is surprised by her growing camaraderie with Roberta. Have you ever become close with someone who at first seemed unlikely? Do you make a point to diversify your friendships?
6. How much influence do your friends have over your life? Do you consult them or your husband (or wife) first when making big decisions?
7. When Baker deserts Leelee all she wants to do is come home to Memphis but Kissie talks her into staying put. She tells Leelee, “You can stay in Hell a little while, long as you know youre getting out.” What does she mean by this? Would you have left at that point or stayed put?
8. Leelee and her friends still enjoy their shenanigans together. What is the craziest thing youve ever done with your adult girlfriends? Are you ever too old for pranks?
9. Leelees friends think she is a doormat because she has a hard time saying no. Do you agree? Are you able to tell someone no and be okay with it?
10. Southerners are often criticized for not saying whats on their mind and Northerners are often accused of being too blunt. Do you agree with this? What are the pros and cons of both sides?
11. What similarities to the Wizard of Oz are there in Whistlin Dixie in a Noreaster? Which particular scene has dialogue similar to the movie? What does Leelee discover about herself that symbolizes the wizard inside her?