Synopses & Reviews
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a lawn mower.
The big move from Australia to New York wasn't exactly going to plan, so I decided instead to start a lawn mowing business in the USA.
I had no gardening knowledge or experience at all and I couldn't tell a weed from a wisteria, but thought to myself - 'How hard can it be?'
So I relocated to Greenwich, Connecticut, where I rented an apartment, bought some equipment and promptly chopped down the wrong tree.
I worked with some crazy clients, met a few angry neighbors and soon learned that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower
Out of work and recently divorced, an optimistic Australian decides to start a gardening business in the USA.
He doesn't know a weed from a wisteria, but moves to Greenwich, Connecticut where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Crazy clients, angry neighbors and vicious dogs are all in a day's work, as we are left to ponder the question;
How on earth do you put stripes on a lawn?
Yards and Stripes is a grand adventure, an inspiring story, and the funniest book you will read this year.
Get your copy now.
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower
Out of work and recently divorced, an optimistic Australian decides to leave the rat race behind and start a gardening business in the USA.
With no actual qualifications or experience as a gardener, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He works with some crazy clients and meets the odd angry neighbor, as he continues to ponder the question;
How on earth do you put stripes on a lawn?
Yards and Stripes is a grand adventure, an inspiring story, and the funniest book you will read this year.
Get your copy now.
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower
An optimistic Australian decides to leave the New York rat race behind and start a gardening business in the USA.
With no actual qualifications or experience as a gardener, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He works with some crazy clients and meets the odd angry neighbor, as he continues to ponder the question;
How on earth do you put stripes on a lawn?
Yards and Stripes is a grand adventure, an inspiring story, and fair dinkum - the funniest book you will read this year.
Get your copy now.
Synopsis
Well it seemed like a good idea at the time...
The big move from Australia to New York wasn't exactly going to plan, when I decided instead to start a gardening business in the US.
I had no qualifications or experience as a gardener and I couldn't tell a weed from a wisteria, but thought to myself - 'How hard can it be?'
So I relocated to Greenwich, Connecticut; rented an apartment, bought some equipment, and promptly chopped down the wrong tree.
I worked with some crazy clients, met the odd angry neighbor, and soon learned that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
"Yards and Stripes - is a grand adventure, an inspiring story, and the funniest book you will read this year."
Get your copy now.
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower
Yards and Stripes is the funniest book you will read this year.
A delightful refuge from life's many distractions, it will have you laughing out loud, as you turn each page.
The story of a clumsy Australian who starts a gardening business in the United States; it is packed with hilarious anecdotes, horticultural disasters and wonderful characters.
Get your copy now.
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower
Yards and Stripes is the funniest book you will read this year.
The story of an eternal optimist; who doesn't know a weed from a wisteria, but starts a gardening business in the United States all the same, will have you laughing out loud, as you turn each page.
With no mention of politics or pandemics, Yards and Stripes is packed with hilarious anecdotes, horticultural disasters and wonderful characters.
"A Sorely Needed, Laugh Out Loud, Page Turner" - KT Amazon
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Synopsis
In this hilarious debut memoir, an Aussie expat embarks on an ambitious career, only to encounter one hysterical calamity after another...
When aspiring novelist Michael Francis and his wife decided to leave Australia for the US, it was supposed to be a grand adventure. Michael would work as a copywriter at a trendy NYC advertising agency, while his wife would advance her legal career. Weekends would be spent drafting his novel, travelling across the country, and writing postcards home to the envy of family and friends.
That was the plan...
Fast forward a few years, and Michael's reality is working as an office temp, while sharing an apartment with a lesbian couple in Queens.
Oh, and the wife's taken a hike...
Undeterred, Michael takes the biggest leap of his life by moving to Greenwich, Connecticut, and launching an offshoot of Australia's leading landscaping and lawn care franchise. He's certain he can make the franchise a hit in his adopted country, and make lots of money doing it. There's just one hitch - Michael knows absolutely NOTHING about landscaping...
As he embarks on his new career path, boundless misfortunes ensue. From chopping down a much-beloved, fifteen-year-old rhododendron by mistake, to learning how to operate a chainsaw while actually on the job, disaster looms around every hedge. And the host of eccentric clients he meets are enough temptation to hightail it back to Oz.
Still hopeful to make it in the land of the Stars and Stripes, Michael refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? But more importantly, will he finally learn to tell the difference between a weed and a wisteria...?
There is only one way to find out. Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now.
Synopsis
I didn't know the first thing about gardening, I had barely mowed a handful of lawns in my life, and I couldn't tell a weed from a wisteria, but thought to myself - 'How hard can it be?'
When Michael Francis and his wife decided to move to the US, it was supposed to be a grand adventure. Michael would work at a NYC advertising agency, while his wife would advance her legal career. Weekends would be spent travelling across the country, and writing postcards home to the envy of family and friends.
That was the plan...
Fast forward a few years, and Michael's reality is working as an office temp, while sharing an apartment with a lesbian couple in Queens.
Oh, and the wife's taken a hike...
Undeterred, Michael takes the biggest leap of his life by moving to Greenwich, Connecticut, and launching an offshoot of Australia's leading garden and lawn care franchise. He's certain the business can be a hit in the US. There's just one hitch - Michael knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
As he embarks on his new career path, boundless misfortunes ensue. From chopping down a much beloved, fifteen-year-old rhododendron by mistake, to learning that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, disaster looms around every hedge.
Still hopeful to make it in the land of the Stars and Stripes, Michael refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? But more importantly, will he finally learn to tell the difference between a weed and a wisteria...?
Synopsis
When an eternal optimist sets out on a big city adventure, will his life come up roses or blow up in his face?
Michael Francis has his life all planned out.
He and his legal-eagle wife will make a daring move, leaving Australia to live in New York.
But his dreams of weekends in the Hamptons go up in smoke, when his better half moves on and he's trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, while living with a lesbian couple in Queens.
That's when he takes the biggest leap of his life, moving to Greenwich, Connecticut, and launching an offshoot of Australia's leading garden and lawn care franchise.
He is certain the business can be a huge hit in the US. There's just one problem - Michael knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening
Determined to make a success of his new career, boundless misfortunes ensue. From chopping down a much beloved, fifteen-year-old rhododendron by mistake, to learning that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
It's as if disaster looms around every hedge.
Still hopeful to make it in the land of the Stars and Stripes, Michael refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? Or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
If you like stories of undeterred heroes and crazy antics, with a wacky supporting cast, you will love this unique and hilarious, fun filled tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now.
Synopsis
An eternal optimist embarks on a crazy adventure.
Will everything come up roses, or blow up in his face?
Michael Francis makes a daring mid-life move to New York, but his dreams of weekends in the Hamptons go up in smoke when his wife takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, he takes the biggest leap of his life, launching an offshoot of Australia's leading garden and lawn care franchise in the US.
Michael is certain the business can be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Determined to make it big in the land of the Stars and Stripes, Michael refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? Or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
If you like stories of unlikely heroes and crazy antics, with a wacky support cast, you will love this side-splitting story.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud today.
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower
Michael Francis takes the biggest leap of his life, when he launches an Australian garden and lawn care franchise in the US.
He is certain the business can be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - Michael knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Determined to make it big in the land of the Stars and Stripes, Michael refuses to give up. Will he successfully launch his franchise? Or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
Yards and Stripes is a hilarious and inspiring memoir - a blend of Born a Crime and Bossypants.
If you enjoy tales of unlikely heroes and crazy antics, with a wacky support cast, you will love this side-splitting story.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud today.
Synopsis
An eternal optimist sets out on a grand adventure. Will everything come up roses, or will it all blow up in his face?
Michael Francis has everything all planned out. Making a daring move, he and his wife leave their home in Australia for a new life in New York. But his dreams of weekends in the Hamptons go up in smoke, when his better half takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work he takes a huge leap of faith, and relocates to Connecticut to launch a garden and lawn care business. And though certain it will be a massive hit, he soon realizes there's more to gardening than being able to tell a daisy from a dandelion.
Can Michael become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies?
Yards and Stripes is a fun-filled standalone memoir, in the mould of Born a Crime and Bossypants.
If you like stories of unlikely heroes, wild personalities, and crazy misadventures, then you'll love Michael's side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes to whack those weeds today
Synopsis
An eternal optimist sets out on a grand adventure. Think Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower.
Michael Francis makes a daring move, leaving his home in Australia to live in New York. But his dreams of weekends in the Hamptons go up in smoke, when his wife takes a hike.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, he takes a huge leap of faith, launching a garden and lawn care service in Connecticut.
Michael is certain the business can be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
Can Michael become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies? Or will everything blow up in his face?
Yards and Stripes is a hilarious and inspiring memoir, in the mould of Born a Crime and Bossypants.
If you like stories with reluctant heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and whack those weeds today
Synopsis
What do you do when you chop down the wrong tree?
Michael Francis makes a daring move, leaving his home in Australia to live and work in New York. But his dreams of weekends in the Hamptons go up in smoke, when his wife packs her bags.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work he takes a huge leap of faith, starting a lawn and garden service in Connecticut.
Michael is certain the business will be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
Can Michael become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies? Or will it all collapse around his ears?
Yards and Stripes is a hilarious true story that will have you laughing out loud as you turn each page.
If you like stories with reluctant heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and whack those weeds today
Synopsis
An eternal optimist sets out on a grand adventure. Will his life come up roses, or fall apart at the seams?
Michael Francis makes a daring mid-life move, leaving his home in Australia to live and work in New York. But his dreams of weekends in the Hamptons go up in smoke, when his wife packs her bags.
Trapped in a cycle of office temp-work, he takes a huge leap of faith, launching a garden and lawn care service in Connecticut.
Michael is certain the business can be a huge hit in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he knows absolutely NOTHING about gardening...
Can Michael become a green thumb before his entire life wilts and dies? Or will it all collapse around his ears?
Yards and Stripes is a hilarious, true story that will have you laughing out loud as you turn each page.
If you like stories with reluctant heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and whack those weeds today
Synopsis
An eternal optimist sets out on a grand adventure.
Will his life come up roses, or fall apart at the seams?
Michael Francis makes a bold mid-life move, leaving his home in Australia to live and work in New York. But his dreams of weekends in the Hamptons go up in smoke, when his wife takes a hike.
While living with a lesbian couple in Queens, he takes a leap of faith by starting a garden and lawn care service in Connecticut.
Michael is certain the business will be a great success in his adopted country. There's just one problem - he doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening...
Can Michael still triumph after chopping down the wrong tree? Or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
Yards and Stripes is a hilarious and inspiring memoir that will have you laughing out loud as you turn each page.
If you like stories with unlikely heroes, bizarre characters and crazy misadventures, then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and dig out those weeds today
Synopsis
An eternal optimist embarks on a grand adventure. Will everything come up roses or fall apart at the seams?
Michael Francis is living in New York when he decides to start a lawn care and garden service.
The expat Australian is confident the business will be a great success in the US. There's just one problem. He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Can Michael still prevail when disaster lurks beneath every hedge? Or will his new life spiral out of control?
"Yards and Stripes is a tremendously entertaining and hilarious memoir. Think Crocodile Dundee with a lawn mower." - Amazon
If you like stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, you'll love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and whack those weeds today
Synopsis
A tremendously entertaining and hilarious memoir.
Think Crocodile Dundee with a lawn mower.
An expat Australian is living in New York, when he decides to start a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his new venture, there's just one problem. He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
If you like stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, you'll love this side-splitting true story.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud today
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower.
An expat Australian is living in New York, when he decides to start a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his new venture, there's just one problem. He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Do you like stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures? Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud today
Synopsis
Crocodile Dundee with a Lawn Mower
An eternal optimist is living in New York, when he takes a huge leap of faith and starts a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now, and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
Who Knew Gardening Was This Funny?
An eternal optimist is living in New York, when he takes a leap of faith by starting a gardening business.
Determined as he is to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you will love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now, and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
Who Knew Gardening Was So Funny?
Struggling to find work in New York, an expat Australian takes a leap of faith and starts a gardening business.
Eager to make a success of his new career, he has a problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Have you ever wanted to start a business?
Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now, and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
Who Knew Gardening Was So Funny?
When Michael Francis can't get a job in New York, he takes a leap of faith and starts a gardening business.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, Michael has just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
Who Knew Gardening Was So Funny?
When he can't get a job in New York, a care free Aussie starts a gardening business in the USA.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then you'll love this side-splitting tale.
Buy Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page.
Synopsis
Who Knew Yardwork Was So Funny?
When he can't get a job in New York, a care free optimist decides to start a lawn care and landscaping business.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he promptly chops down the wrong tree and discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Do you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures?
Then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
"If you are looking for great gift ideas for gardeners, you won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy a copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Fish Out of Water in the Gardens of New England
When Michael Francis can't get an advertising job in New York, he decides instead to launch an offshoot of Australia's leading lawn care and landscaping franchise in the US.
Naturally, he is eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, but there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree, before learning that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Disaster looms behind every hedge, but Michael is determined to make it big in his adopted country and refuses to give up.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his American Dream spiral out of control?
If you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
"Looking for great gift ideas for gardeners? You won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
How to Run a Successful Gardening Business; When You Don't Know a Weed from a Wisteria.
When Michael Francis fails to get a job in New York, he decides to launch an offshoot of Australia's leading lawn care and landscaping franchise in the US.
Eager as he is to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree, before discovering that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix.
Disaster looms behind every hedge, but Michael is determined to make it big in his adopted country and he refuses to give up.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his American Dream spiral out of control?
If you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
"Looking for great gift ideas for gardeners? You won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
Would You Start a Gardening Business If You Didn't Know a Weed from a Wisteria?
When Michael Francis can't get a job in New York, he decides instead to launch an offshoot of Australia's leading lawn care and landscaping franchise in the US.
Eager as he is to make a success of his ambitious new career, there's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Disaster looms behind every hedge, but Michael is determined to make it big in his adopted country and he refuses to give up.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his American Dream spiral out of control?
If you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
"Looking for great gift ideas for gardeners? You won't go wrong with this book." - letsgrowwild.co.uk
Buy your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
Would You Start a Gardening Business If You Didn't Know a Weed from a Wisteria?
Michael Francis doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet while living in New York, he decides to start a lawn care and landscaping franchise in the US.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
Disaster looms behind every hedge but Michael presses on, determined to make it big in his adopted country.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his American Dream end in tears?
Do you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures? Then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Hilarious Laugh-Out-Loud Page Turner
Michael Francis doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet he decides to launch an Australian lawn care and landscaping franchise in the US.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix and that disaster looms behind every hedge.
Do you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures? Then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Hilarious Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure
Michael Francis doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet while living in New York, he decides to launch an Australian lawn care and landscaping franchise in the United States.
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix and that disaster looms behind every hedge.
Will the affable Aussie triumph against all odds, or will his American Dream end in tears?
If you enjoy hilarious true stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures - then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
A Hilarious Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure
Michael Francis doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet while living in New York, he decides to start a lawn care and landscaping business.
How hard could it be?
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
Will Michael triumph against all odds, or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Michael Francis doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet he decides to start a lawn care and landscaping business.
How hard could it be?
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates from New York to Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
Will Michael triumph against all odds, or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
Laugh Out Loud As You Turn Each Page
Michael Francis doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Yet while living in Brooklyn, New York, he decides to start a lawn care and landscaping business.
What could possibly go wrong?
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He falls in the odd pond and soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and put a smile on your face today
Synopsis
Who Knew Yardwork Was So Funny?
When he can't get a job in New York, a care free optimist decides instead to start a lawn care and gardening business.
There's just one problem.
He doesn't know ANYTHING about gardening.
Undeterred, he relocates to Greenwich, Connecticut; where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud as you turn each page
Synopsis
How Hard Could It Be?
Unlock an inspirational journey of self-discovery in Yards and Stripes; the story of one man's ambition to break away from the ordinary, and pursue his dream of starting a gardening business in Greenwich, Connecticut.
With no experience and only his determination to guide him, he embarks on the difficult road to success. Follow along as he struggles to make his dream come true, and discover if his ambition and hard work will pay off in the end.
If you enjoyed books like The Secret Garden or The Garden of Small Beginnings, then you'll love this story of diligence and resolve.
Packed with powerful emotions and a strong main character, Yards and Stripes will keep you hooked until the very end.
Buy your copy now before the price changes
Synopsis
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Unlock an inspirational journey of self-discovery in Yards and Stripes; the story of one man's ambition to break away from the ordinary, and start a gardening business in Greenwich, Connecticut.
With no knowledge, no experience and only his determination to guide him, he embarks on the difficult road to success. Follow along as he struggles to make his dream come true, and discover if his ambition and hard work will pay off in the end.
If you enjoy a rollicking, laugh-out-loud adventure, then you'll love this awesome story of diligence and resolve.
Packed with powerful emotions, wonderful humor and a strong main character, Yards and Stripes will keep you hooked until the very end.
Buy your copy now before the price changes