How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Ensure your feline is the most patriotic citizen possible with this red-blooded instructional guide to all those tough conversations. Recommended By Dawn L., Powells.com

Finally! I have been wondering for years how to discuss these touchy subjects with my cat. If you want to protect your beloved feline from the temptations of contemporary life, this book has all your answers. And who knows — it might make you look at human society a little differently, too. Recommended By Ashleigh B., Powells.com

The cats of America are under siege!

Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" and especially "Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?" 

Our country — and our cats — stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats — and America — great again!

Zachary Auburn is a writer and artist whose 'zines include an analysis of every outfit worn by the Golden Girls in the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured relationship (which Slate called a "small masterpiece"), and a field guide to the aliens on Star Trek. He has been profiled in the Portland Mercury, Catster magazine, and Utne Reader.